By visiting this webpage, you have forfeited your soul into joint custody between DDP and the devil.
Har-har-har-har…

Nah, just kidding. We’ve already GOT soul. Can you dig it?

We collect information sometimes

You might volunteer your email address for a download, sign up for a mailing list, or provide billing/shipping info if you complete a purchase through our checkout.

We never collect credit card or PayPal information, so none of that is ever stored on our servers. That’s all done directly via a secure PayPal connection, but if you want to read PayPal’s privacy policy, it’s here.

Behind the scenes, we’re rocking Google analytics to track your region, browser, and operating system. Basically, we just want to know how many of you are using antique versions of Ye Olde Internet Explorer. Mostly so we can be like, “WOW, REALLY?” Also, we like to know where you’re coming from — it’s imperative that we know if/when we become a breakout sensation on Fasta Åland.

What we do with collected information

Your info is our little secret. First and foremost, we will never volunteer or sell this information to anybody else. That’s a dick move.

Generally, this information is only used to fulfill orders & allow access to downloads. Occasionally, we may use this information to send you an email newsletter. We hate spam just as much as the next guy, so don’t expect a newsletter every day. Maybe 6-ish per year at most.

How to get your information the hell out of our hands

You can always opt out of our email list with the link at the bottom of the email itself. You have the first defense to make our harmonious union disappear into thin air. Poof.

If the system isn’t following through on your request to be removed, or you want to make sure your billing/shipping addresses are completely gone forever and ever and ever, email: store(at)duckduckpunch(dot)com — or send us some hate mail through the good ol’ USPS: 29 Sidney Pl, Minneapolis MN 55414. Please be civil.